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Rahul9919 Guestbook![]() DrEamS viSit uS whEn wE aRe aSleEp. But GOD iS tRULy wiSe. He waKes uS uP eAcH dAy aNd giVeS uS evEry cHaNcE tO mAKe oUr dREAMs cOmE tRuE. So dREMm tOnigHt…You wiLL hAvE tO tRuE iT toMoRrOw... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 'An eLdErlLy genTlEmAn wEnt tO sEe hiS dÖcToR aNd aSkEd foR a pResCriPtiOn of ViAgrA. ThE dÖctÖr sAiD, "ThAt's nÖ prÖblEm. How maNy dÖ yÖu wAnT ?" ThE mAn aNswErEd, "JUsT a feW, mAybE 4, bUt cUt eAch oNe iN 4 piEcEs." ThE dÖctÖr sAid, "ThAt wÖn't dÖ yÖu aNy gÖoD." ThE eLderLy gEntLEmAn sAid, "That's aLrighT. I dÖn't nEEd thEm foR sÈx aNymÖrE aS I aM ovEr 90 yEaRs oLd. I juSt wAnT iT tÖ sTiCk oÙt faR eNouGh sÖ I dÖn't pÈe oN mY sHoEs." ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 'TherE iS nO timE, No timE tO sparE, ThesE arE thE momentS, In whicH wE sharE, TherE iS nO timE, ForgeT thE pasT, FoR nothinG iS foreveR, ThiS wilL noT lasT, TherE iS nO timE, ThE enD iS neaR, LovE eacH momenT, LivE nOt iN feaR…'havE a feaRlesS smilinG dAy ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 'I nO loNgEr hAvE thE feAr of bEiNg aLonE. It’S cOoL tO finD oUt tHaT yOu don’T nEEd a cOoL fRieNd tO bE hAPPy' ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() hAvE tErRifiC tUeSdAy ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said it was his mission. He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, “Now that’s addition.” In silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said, “Now that’s subtraction.” Then he kissed her, she kissed him, without an explanation. And both together smiled and said, “That’s multiplication.” Then her Dad appeared upon the scene and made a quick decision. He kicked that boy three blocks away and said, “That’s long division!” ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |