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(＾◡＾) ♡♡ (＾◡＾)---my some frns(boys)
are continuously blaming me
dat i write massages only 4 gals(friends)
but you know, its not true
so, todays msg is 4 ma friends(boys)
Men Are Just Happier People —
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.The garage is all yours.Wedding plans take care of themselves.Chocolate is just another snack.
BUT you can never be pregnant.You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.Even u can wear NO shirt to a water park.
The world is your urinal.
Same work, more pay.
People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.You know stuff about tanks.A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.You can open all your own jars.If someone forgets to invite you, He or she can still be your friend.You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. One wallet and one pair of shoes — one color for all seasons.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.You can do shopping for 25 relatives in 25 minutes.No wonder men are happier.
Lastly a small bad newswomen can handle you easily to their own strange way---♡(＾◡＾)
═╰♡╮╰★╮.
.╰♡╮╰★╮═Take Love and Loyalty,
mix thoroughly with Faith
blend with Tenderness , Forgiveness,
and Understanding.
Add Hope , Friendship and abundant Laughter
Top freely with Smiles and Consideration for others .
Bake with Smooth Moon Light ,
serve daily in Generous Helping...
★* *★
Real affection is
when
after a fight
u decide not
to talk
&
still u check
your mobile
for a message
or a missed call!
that’s the innocence
of true relationship…….
★* *★
GOOD NIGHT
═╰❤╮ ƸӜƷ ๑
๑ ƸӜƷ ╰❤╮═---╰♡╮
╰♡╮---What a Kiss means..
actually read the whole thing cause its nice!
+ Kiss on the stomach = I’m ready
+ Kiss on the Forehead = I hope we’re together forever
+ Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything
+ Kiss on the Cheek = We’re friends
+ Kiss on the Hand = I adore you
+ Kiss on the Neck = We belong together
+ Kiss on the Shoulder = I want you
+ Kiss on the Lips = I love you
What the gesture means…
+ Holding Hands = We definitely love each other
+ Slap on the Butt = That’s mine
+ Holding on tight = I don’t want to let go
+ Looking into each other’s Eyes = I just plain love you
+ Playing with Hair = Tell me you love me
+ Arms around the Waist = I love you too much to let go
+Laughing while Kissing = I am completely comfortable with you
–ADVICE!–
+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
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you’re definitely in Love...
GOOD NYT
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╰♡╮---hello bro
hope u doing wel╰╮╰╰╮╮ ♡ ... ♡ ╰╰╮╮╰╮
When a little girl puts her energy to give her dad a kiss;
That’s LOVE…
When a wife makes tea for her husben and take a sip before him;
That’s LOVE…
When a mother gives her son to best piece of cake;
That’s LOVE…
When your friend holds your hand tightly on slippery road;
That’s LOVE…
When your brother/sister messages you and ask if you reached home on time;
That’s LOVE…
LOVE is not just a guy holding a girl and around the city…
LOVE is all around us...
LOVE is actually how much we 'CARE'
GUT EVENING╰╮╰╰╮╮ ♡ ... ♡ ╰╰╮╮╰╮
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(＾◡＾) ♡♡ (＾◡＾)---A famous inspirational speaker said:
“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife”
Audience was in shock and silence..
He added: “she was my mother”
A big round of applause & laughter!
A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home
After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:
“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife”
standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker
by the time he gained his senses,
he was on a hospital bed,
recovering from burns of boiling water!
don’t copy if u can’t pasteMany wars have been avoided
With the little spread of message loaded
Smile plays miracle when air is hot
The result is shown without war being fought.
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(＾◡＾) ♡♡ (＾◡＾)---
Hello, my name is mercy, i am single and never married. i came across your profile today and became interested in you. i will like us to know much better if you dont mind, please i will wait for your reply at my private mail box (mercyboldeng@yahoo.com) so that i can send you my picture and more about my selve. waiting to hear from you, Mercy... my private mail box (mercyboldeng@yahoo.com) Reply
My wishes are silent but true,
♥ ♥
Everywhere they will follow you…
♥ ♥
Luck is yours,Wishes are mine…
♥ ♥
I wish your present & future always shine…
g♥♥∂ εvεηιηg
♥ ♥
Say who is guilty???
Wife dreaming in the midnight & suddenly shouts "Quick my husband is back."
Man gets up, jumps out of the window n realises damn, I am the husband!!!
90yr man: My 18yr wife is pregnant, ur opinion doc?
Dr: Let me tel u a story. A hunter in a hurry, grabs n umbrela instead of d gun. He moves into d jungle, sees a lion, lifts d umbrela, pulls d handle n BANG, De lion drops dead!
Old man: Dat is impossible, sum1 else must hav shot d lion! Dr: EXACTLY!!
Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.
He asks, "How's the situation?"
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.
They said, "It's fine. 2 are out,hope to get another 8 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!"..
After robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing? Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
Robber: smiled n said u r already dead!! the next story is....
Speed is calculated as "Miles per hour" but
Life is calculated as "SMILES per hour"
So increase ur SMILE age
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dont angry on me,i'm quiting this is my last msg keep smling love yu bro
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g♥♥∂ Mσ♥яηιηg
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╰♡╮╰♡╮---WOMEN are the Most Beautiful Creations of GOD
♥ You Can Feel her “Innocence” In the Form Of a DAUGHTER ♥
">http://1.3.3.img98.net/out.php/i467133_544991-393816260655105-20050-n.jpg" border="0"/>♥ You can Feel her “Care” in the Form of a SISTER ♥
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">http://1.3.3.img98.net/out.php/i467143_282591-149652931779059-13opose.jpg" border="0"/>♥ You can Feel her ”Dedication” in the Form of a WIFE ♥
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HavE LoveLy tYm
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╰♡╮---Red is the symbol of love
And the yellows talks of friendship
The green tells of richness and progress
The blue guarantees great at heart
The white symbol of peace and pure happiness
There is a rainbow smile n life when all go together………..
Wise thoughts
u can follow
1)Early to bed,early to rise,makes u stupid,gives u red eyes.
2)Practice makes a man perfect but nobody’s perfect. so,y practice???
3)V r here to help others, then what exactly r the others for?
4)Money is not everything,after all there’s master card & visa!
5)Ur future depends on ur dreams, so go to sleep!
6)Hard work never killed anybody, but why to take the risk???
gut AfterNooN ---╰♡╮
╰♡╮---m fine bro
u?
★***★
★***★There was a star in life
agreed, it was much loved
when it sank, it did sink.
Look at the sky’s vastness,
so many stars have broken away
so many loved ones it has lost
the lost ones, were they ever found?
But tell me, for the broken stars
does the sky ever grieve?
That which is past, is gone...
★***★
There was a flower in life
which, doted everyday on
when it dried, it dried away.
Look at the gardens, many of its flowers have
that which welted, did it ever bloom?
But tell me, for dried flowers
does the garden create an uproar?
That which is past, is gone...
★***★
There was a cup of wine in life
which, you gave your heart and soul for
when it broke, it did break.
Look at the wine house’s courtyard
shaken, where many cups are
fall, and merge with the ground
that which fall, do they ever rise?
But tell me, for broken cups
does the wine house ever regret?
That which is past, is gone...
★***★
A short life, we have come with,
wine cups do tend to break.
Yet, inside the wine house
there is a wine pot, there are wine cups.
Those, struck by intoxication
do splurge away on the wine.
He’s a raw drinker,
whose affection escapes no cup,
one who has burnt from true wine
does he ever shout, or scream?
That which is past, is gone...
THATS LIFE...LIFE MUST GO ON....
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★***★love u so much brother
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نحن لا نستسلم ننتصر او نموت
وأي عضو /عضوه لايعجبه أسلوبي من أصدقائي
يطلع برا
يا أمة محمد
عضو كلب اسرائيلي في الموقع
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اصدقائه
من السعوديه
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arosha79
victoria8486
Sarunp
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kristenjee
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اصدقائه
من ايران
JUSTGOD
asalanbanoo
pegah16
AZAD31
MASOUDKHAN
aloneinworld67
وقد أشترك مع أعضاء عرب
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diyajeenoor
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من بلدي وباقي الدول حدث ولآ حرج...أين الولاء للسلام؟
لماذا الشيعة ولائهم لإيران وإسرائيل ؟؟
وفقني يارب وفقني يارب لفضحهم
╰╰╮╰╰╮╮ ♡(＾◡＾)♡ ╰╰╮╮╰╮╮
All religions are same!!!
We have 26 alphabets in English,
as given below?
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
S T U V W X Y Z
19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
With each alphabet getting a number,
in chronological order, as above,
study the following,
and bring down the total to a single
digit and see the result yourself.
H I N D U***
S h r e e K r i s h n a
19+8+18+5+5+11+18+9+19+8+14+1=135=9
M U S L I M***
M o h a m m e d
13+15+8+1+13+13+5+4=72=9
JAIN***
M a h a v i r
13+1+8+1+22+9+18=72=9
S I K H***
G u r u N a n a k
7+21+18+21+14+1+14+1+11=108=9
P A R S I***
Z a r a t h u s t r a
26+1+18+1+20+8+21+19+20+18+1=153=9
B U D D H I S T***
G a u t a m
7+1+21+20+1+13=63=9
C R H I S T I A N***
Esa Messiah
5+19+1+13+5+19+19+9+1+8=99=18=9
Each one ends with number 9
THAT IS NATURE’S CREATION.
That all religions are same!!!
Amazing!!
YET MAN FIGHTS WITH MAN, ON RELIGIOUS ISSUES???Wishing Your Happy Life My Friend...
╰╰╮╰╰╮╮ ♡(＾◡＾)♡ ╰╰╮╮
♥ S-ee ♥ M-iracles ♥ I-n ♥ L-ife ♥ E-verytime!
Reason why never visit a 5* HotelQuestion : “What would you like to have ..Fruit
juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?”
Answer : “tea please”
Question : ” Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea,
Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?”
Answer : “Ceylon tea ”
Question : “How would you like it ? black orwhite ?”
Answer : “white”
Question : “Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?”
Answer: “With milk ”
Question : “Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk”
Answer : “With cow milk please.
Question : ” Milk from Freeze land cow or
Afrikaner cow?”
Answer : ” Um, I’ll take it black. ”
Question : ” Would you like it with sweetener,
sugar or honey?”
Answer : “With sugar”
Question : ” Beet sugar or cane sugar ?”
Answer : “Cane sugar ”
Question :” White , brown or yellow sugar ?”
Answer : “Forget about tea just give me a
glass of water instead.”
Question: “Mineral water or still water ? ”
Answer : “Mineral water”
Question : “Flavored or non-flavored ?”
Answer : “I’ll rather die of thirst
Sir.....Sir.....Sir.....
just go to hell
Smile is source to win a heart,
smile is a name of lovely mood,
smile create greatness in personality,
so I wish you to smile always in your life….
zzzzSWEET
♥ S-ee ♥ M-iracles ♥ I-n ♥ L-ife ♥ E-verytime!
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I am dropping by because I wanted to say
"I hope you have a beautiful day."
╰☆╮♥
A day where hope and rainbows meet,
and true love sweeps you off your feet;
where all is sunny and all is bright,
with rays to fill your heart with light;
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inspiration and love and dreams come true
╰☆╮♥
Waqt k dayre se hum guzar n jae,
armano k silsile kabhi bikhar n jae,
isliye apko bewaqt yaad karte h,
kahi apke dil se hum nikal n jae
╰♡☆ ☆♥
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Laughter doesn't always mean happiness...
Sometyms it's just a mask !!
Tears doesn't always mean sorrow...
It may also an outlet joy !!
Silence doesn't always mean yes...
It may also mean No but it's better left unsaid !!
Anger doesn't always mean hatred...
it could just b a means of copying !!
Staying away doesn't mean it's the end...
It may also mean the best beginning !!
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weLL come vai
